And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 3621 | 2016-02-29 17:47:38 | 119.56 | 94% |
| 3348 | 2016-02-25 01:59:55 | 140.33 | 99% |
| 2702 | 2016-02-16 05:24:49 | 121.04 | 96% |
| 2585 | 2016-02-13 02:44:38 | 124.20 | 95% |
| 2121 | 2016-02-04 22:43:29 | 122.99 | 94% |
| 1591 | 2016-01-18 05:45:18 | 128.20 | 97% |
| 1517 | 2016-01-16 06:10:08 | 120.43 | 96% |
| 546 | 2015-12-24 00:31:20 | 107.20 | 92% |