And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 4467 | 2016-05-09 20:52:33 | 82.12 | 87% |
| 3103 | 2015-04-14 12:16:01 | 90.34 | 92% |
| 3061 | 2015-04-12 19:52:13 | 93.11 | 94% |
| 3050 | 2015-04-12 19:39:51 | 81.87 | 91% |
| 2887 | 2015-04-02 22:53:45 | 91.87 | 93% |
| 2408 | 2015-02-11 19:59:04 | 93.23 | 92% |
| 2330 | 2015-01-03 01:52:01 | 88.34 | 91% |
| 1992 | 2014-10-13 20:59:53 | 89.93 | 91% |
| 1540 | 2014-03-11 22:41:52 | 83.91 | 92% |
| 1301 | 2014-02-17 21:02:50 | 85.28 | 92% |
| 824 | 2014-01-01 16:39:58 | 79.06 | 89% |