And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 5252 | 2013-07-02 20:06:17 | 76.16 | 98% |
| 5181 | 2012-08-01 16:59:16 | 74.82 | 98% |
| 5144 | 2012-07-29 22:08:25 | 78.22 | 98% |
| 5076 | 2012-07-23 19:35:14 | 68.92 | 95% |
| 5040 | 2012-07-16 07:14:37 | 70.35 | 97% |
| 4771 | 2012-03-10 18:35:55 | 75.51 | 97% |
| 4679 | 2012-03-06 18:16:28 | 71.08 | 98% |
| 4475 | 2012-02-11 18:04:00 | 61.77 | 93% |
| 3887 | 2012-01-17 21:39:57 | 63.32 | 94% |
| 3289 | 2012-01-10 05:18:17 | 70.49 | 98% |
| 2987 | 2012-01-06 22:39:07 | 66.22 | 98% |
| 2788 | 2011-12-29 21:26:16 | 65.54 | 98% |
| 2002 | 2011-12-09 20:52:10 | 55.99 | 94% |
| 1563 | 2011-11-26 00:51:33 | 61.26 | 98% |
| 1447 | 2011-11-24 02:25:54 | 56.81 | 98% |
| 863 | 2011-11-12 19:39:12 | 54.05 | 98% |
| 738 | 2011-11-07 04:37:26 | 45.60 | 94% |