And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1265 | 2015-01-16 03:05:38 | 123.33 | 96% |
| 1079 | 2014-06-01 18:31:27 | 125.91 | 96% |
| 982 | 2014-05-29 08:32:42 | 127.13 | 97% |
| 857 | 2014-05-22 09:37:58 | 132.67 | 98% |
| 647 | 2014-05-19 07:38:12 | 129.98 | 95% |
| 640 | 2014-05-19 07:28:06 | 128.56 | 97% |
| 477 | 2014-05-14 08:57:04 | 112.65 | 95% |
| 307 | 2014-05-13 09:11:41 | 126.21 | 97% |
| 153 | 2014-05-13 02:09:21 | 127.15 | 96% |