And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1390 | 2011-12-28 22:16:40 | 102.23 | 92% |
| 897 | 2008-11-24 18:36:24 | 85.89 | |
| 891 | 2008-11-19 19:21:33 | 86.55 | |
| 811 | 2008-11-06 16:03:19 | 77.29 | |
| 254 | 2008-09-09 17:48:06 | 79.17 | |
| 227 | 2008-09-04 18:08:15 | 75.52 | |
| 135 | 2008-08-26 21:53:47 | 78.10 | |
| 45 | 2008-08-19 20:57:09 | 58.82 |