And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 6337 | 2018-06-11 02:25:56 | 113.62 | 99% |
| 5398 | 2015-01-01 06:21:09 | 104.57 | 92% |
| 4736 | 2014-08-11 02:31:24 | 112.92 | 96% |
| 3408 | 2013-10-20 04:09:40 | 88.59 | 89% |
| 2900 | 2013-08-27 16:28:09 | 112.13 | 95% |
| 2770 | 2013-08-09 00:29:54 | 119.33 | 96% |
| 2576 | 2013-07-29 09:10:30 | 93.26 | 84% |
| 2346 | 2013-07-23 08:11:40 | 103.42 | 92% |
| 1804 | 2013-06-13 06:59:00 | 113.90 | 96% |
| 1275 | 2013-05-27 07:14:57 | 97.94 | 84% |
| 705 | 2013-05-19 08:36:19 | 93.70 | 94% |
| 692 | 2013-05-19 08:13:29 | 106.24 | 94% |
| 502 | 2013-05-18 09:54:05 | 103.01 | 91% |
| 340 | 2013-05-16 12:24:54 | 86.60 | 90% |