And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 30727 | 2023-04-22 02:02:41 | 131.76 | 100% |
| 27036 | 2022-10-30 12:46:40 | 120.52 | 99% |
| 24045 | 2022-05-20 12:20:16 | 104.35 | 99% |
| 23327 | 2022-03-19 13:18:31 | 110.85 | 98% |
| 23009 | 2022-02-17 14:02:08 | 118.74 | 99% |
| 21821 | 2021-11-07 15:26:14 | 106.59 | 98% |
| 17092 | 2020-09-09 05:48:27 | 98.72 | 98% |
| 17048 | 2020-09-04 09:10:34 | 89.03 | 97% |
| 16154 | 2020-04-14 01:50:44 | 107.63 | 99% |
| 6642 | 2018-12-26 05:40:58 | 77.72 | 96% |
| 2092 | 2018-09-02 11:03:56 | 70.00 | 98% |
| 1431 | 2018-08-20 17:46:02 | 68.76 | 98% |
| 291 | 2018-08-02 11:51:10 | 60.47 | 99% |