And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 7228 | 2015-09-09 13:06:03 | 69.11 | 96% |
| 7074 | 2015-09-06 04:37:39 | 66.52 | 94% |
| 6021 | 2015-01-06 18:42:39 | 55.04 | 90% |
| 5565 | 2014-11-24 16:51:19 | 74.58 | 96% |
| 5397 | 2014-11-12 13:47:37 | 80.38 | 98% |
| 5371 | 2014-11-10 14:52:23 | 74.20 | 96% |
| 5307 | 2014-11-06 07:54:08 | 76.41 | 96% |
| 5042 | 2014-09-18 01:09:36 | 79.61 | 98% |
| 5020 | 2014-09-17 19:28:51 | 67.84 | 96% |
| 4769 | 2014-06-30 18:08:57 | 69.31 | 95% |
| 3801 | 2014-05-08 20:54:29 | 74.33 | 96% |
| 3533 | 2014-05-01 18:47:16 | 80.31 | 98% |
| 3025 | 2014-04-17 15:34:43 | 63.99 | 97% |
| 2855 | 2014-04-06 14:31:20 | 64.12 | 95% |
| 2411 | 2014-03-24 18:49:14 | 65.22 | 96% |
| 1098 | 2014-02-10 17:15:16 | 61.00 | 96% |
| 941 | 2014-02-06 12:43:54 | 63.50 | 95% |
| 902 | 2014-02-04 19:26:58 | 56.63 | 96% |
| 98 | 2014-01-15 13:24:29 | 35.65 | 94% |