And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2591 | 2009-12-20 00:07:43 | 87.50 | |
| 2072 | 2009-12-01 00:39:08 | 100.34 | |
| 1682 | 2009-11-12 02:38:41 | 87.53 | |
| 531 | 2008-10-23 14:13:29 | 85.89 | |
| 419 | 2008-09-23 15:23:19 | 71.04 | |
| 394 | 2008-09-20 18:07:23 | 70.26 | |
| 298 | 2008-09-09 16:19:03 | 70.73 | |
| 286 | 2008-09-06 18:41:21 | 67.05 | |
| 154 | 2008-08-26 02:32:16 | 77.51 | |
| 140 | 2008-08-21 02:21:37 | 78.94 | |
| 87 | 2008-08-19 03:24:04 | 69.78 | |
| 70 | 2008-08-18 22:38:41 | 68.68 |