And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1976 | 2020-09-28 04:55:56 | 119.70 | 97% |
| 1241 | 2014-03-28 21:32:53 | 111.06 | 95% |
| 1151 | 2014-02-24 20:07:22 | 105.62 | 96% |
| 1140 | 2014-02-24 03:12:23 | 126.70 | 98% |
| 1038 | 2014-01-23 18:00:37 | 109.80 | 96% |
| 765 | 2013-11-28 07:21:44 | 105.40 | 95% |
| 256 | 2013-09-26 03:57:17 | 110.77 | 97% |