And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2330 | 2015-04-22 13:39:57 | 82.10 | 95% |
| 2124 | 2013-02-22 02:03:45 | 73.87 | 97% |
| 1670 | 2010-10-13 01:21:40 | 75.94 | |
| 751 | 2009-01-22 19:27:55 | 74.51 | |
| 741 | 2009-01-22 19:16:47 | 76.92 | |
| 308 | 2008-12-08 04:58:35 | 67.78 | |
| 184 | 2008-11-26 23:54:19 | 53.41 |