And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 7536 | 2013-09-05 13:03:34 | 77.13 | 98% |
| 6592 | 2009-06-15 02:20:52 | 64.43 | |
| 6376 | 2009-05-01 07:44:52 | 69.88 | |
| 6308 | 2009-04-29 20:09:57 | 62.21 | |
| 6046 | 2009-04-25 22:15:12 | 64.26 | |
| 5706 | 2009-04-20 21:28:25 | 65.51 | |
| 5665 | 2009-04-20 12:08:19 | 62.39 | |
| 5265 | 2009-04-03 10:13:47 | 69.48 | |
| 5217 | 2009-04-03 08:46:09 | 62.75 | |
| 5067 | 2009-04-02 19:37:27 | 56.44 | |
| 4990 | 2009-03-31 20:56:41 | 65.14 | |
| 4949 | 2009-03-31 19:43:25 | 62.36 | |
| 4684 | 2009-03-28 02:34:58 | 53.22 | |
| 4677 | 2009-03-28 02:15:46 | 53.42 | |
| 4661 | 2009-03-28 01:53:15 | 54.52 | |
| 4633 | 2009-03-28 01:07:11 | 60.03 | |
| 4399 | 2009-03-26 22:14:49 | 50.02 | |
| 4390 | 2009-03-26 20:19:34 | 50.20 | |
| 3393 | 2009-03-05 21:08:24 | 50.11 | |
| 2533 | 2009-02-18 19:23:21 | 61.97 | |
| 2090 | 2009-02-07 01:01:45 | 46.99 | |
| 1905 | 2009-02-04 17:29:53 | 65.39 | |
| 1831 | 2009-02-04 12:01:34 | 59.83 | |
| 1716 | 2009-02-01 16:46:14 | 59.80 | |
| 1345 | 2008-12-29 08:33:24 | 63.51 | |
| 1230 | 2008-12-18 23:26:14 | 55.78 | |
| 259 | 2008-09-12 17:03:20 | 52.88 | |
| 213 | 2008-09-11 11:44:13 | 45.33 | |
| 148 | 2008-09-08 17:15:04 | 47.71 |