And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 6592 | 2013-09-01 08:32:20 | 103.74 | 97% |
| 5736 | 2011-10-04 09:12:33 | 89.10 | 94% |
| 5640 | 2011-10-02 16:13:33 | 97.48 | 96% |
| 5569 | 2011-09-30 12:41:30 | 103.46 | 98% |
| 4860 | 2011-09-14 03:55:40 | 83.47 | 93% |
| 4820 | 2011-09-14 00:23:10 | 90.94 | 97% |
| 4579 | 2011-09-02 09:51:36 | 98.16 | 97% |
| 3775 | 2010-11-03 00:53:41 | 99.69 | |
| 3670 | 2010-07-22 03:14:46 | 92.48 | |
| 2929 | 2009-12-22 08:34:49 | 89.40 | |
| 2887 | 2009-07-22 22:26:35 | 80.57 | |
| 2833 | 2009-07-20 20:03:26 | 84.55 | |
| 2776 | 2009-07-18 23:39:22 | 88.65 | |
| 2468 | 2009-06-08 18:25:50 | 78.51 | |
| 2358 | 2009-05-16 08:37:29 | 84.50 | |
| 2204 | 2009-04-30 13:12:35 | 76.65 | |
| 1908 | 2009-04-27 19:08:34 | 73.02 | |
| 1640 | 2009-04-16 15:38:26 | 80.30 | |
| 1634 | 2009-04-16 06:37:39 | 75.68 | |
| 1558 | 2009-04-07 19:49:13 | 85.49 | |
| 1542 | 2009-04-07 00:47:30 | 73.04 | |
| 1320 | 2009-04-01 21:16:35 | 81.78 | |
| 1301 | 2009-04-01 04:02:28 | 83.39 | |
| 705 | 2009-02-28 10:08:31 | 79.21 | |
| 509 | 2009-01-24 00:18:43 | 56.92 | |
| 179 | 2008-12-23 10:30:35 | 60.52 | |
| 18 | 2008-11-28 09:26:12 | 52.28 | |
| 15 | 2008-11-28 09:22:27 | 51.44 |