And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 3659 | 2013-07-06 12:51:54 | 77.42 | 94% |
| 2880 | 2013-01-12 07:43:46 | 99.06 | 98% |
| 1811 | 2011-07-27 10:10:49 | 94.17 | 98% |
| 1137 | 2011-06-26 06:02:08 | 88.23 | 96% |
| 900 | 2011-06-19 06:26:04 | 86.28 | 97% |
| 821 | 2011-06-17 15:30:18 | 71.32 | 92% |
| 729 | 2011-06-14 13:08:27 | 87.71 | 96% |
| 454 | 2011-03-31 14:06:33 | 84.32 | |
| 450 | 2011-03-30 15:04:10 | 81.49 | |
| 253 | 2011-03-05 12:41:27 | 76.78 |