And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2911 | 2014-10-31 22:21:54 | 123.27 | 99% |
| 2398 | 2012-03-08 10:50:51 | 121.11 | 98% |
| 1901 | 2010-11-15 03:13:56 | 106.72 | |
| 1729 | 2010-10-07 04:00:25 | 110.23 | |
| 1627 | 2010-09-14 07:27:05 | 102.20 | |
| 1588 | 2010-09-13 09:00:21 | 111.91 | |
| 1411 | 2010-09-11 23:45:55 | 93.88 | |
| 1004 | 2010-09-01 07:50:05 | 105.20 | |
| 905 | 2010-09-01 01:31:58 | 108.41 | |
| 711 | 2010-08-16 04:26:04 | 116.63 | |
| 601 | 2010-08-10 04:05:43 | 117.29 | |
| 520 | 2010-08-04 23:52:24 | 119.89 | |
| 376 | 2010-08-02 04:20:59 | 116.14 | |
| 191 | 2010-06-30 01:40:52 | 105.64 |