And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 3945 | 2016-06-22 04:52:11 | 59.78 | 96% |
| 3594 | 2015-10-21 06:42:04 | 62.03 | 97% |
| 3409 | 2015-10-15 06:12:43 | 58.69 | 97% |
| 2839 | 2012-09-04 09:25:38 | 52.51 | 94% |
| 2474 | 2012-08-23 05:36:24 | 66.66 | 95% |
| 2177 | 2012-08-07 10:38:34 | 61.07 | 93% |
| 1554 | 2012-04-20 11:22:37 | 53.09 | 87% |
| 1217 | 2012-03-05 04:53:46 | 56.12 | 90% |
| 1062 | 2012-02-21 05:55:50 | 57.11 | 94% |
| 842 | 2011-06-04 04:26:58 | 60.07 | 96% |
| 639 | 2011-05-25 07:04:54 | 54.12 | 92% |
| 555 | 2011-05-21 09:06:07 | 49.03 | 92% |
| 379 | 2010-12-19 04:44:16 | 42.64 |