And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 3889 | 2014-04-09 17:24:08 | 112.72 | 97% |
| 3873 | 2014-04-08 19:38:53 | 98.97 | 99% |
| 3837 | 2014-02-11 19:28:17 | 92.32 | 95% |
| 3736 | 2013-04-10 15:04:32 | 90.60 | 93% |
| 3431 | 2012-04-19 18:25:29 | 103.34 | 98% |
| 3362 | 2012-02-29 19:32:45 | 100.02 | 93% |
| 3271 | 2012-01-16 21:29:43 | 95.46 | 92% |
| 3136 | 2011-11-16 16:24:27 | 96.79 | 93% |
| 3121 | 2011-11-10 19:04:56 | 94.31 | 94% |
| 3010 | 2011-10-05 22:55:33 | 93.31 | 94% |
| 2862 | 2011-08-28 15:50:00 | 100.97 | 96% |
| 2497 | 2011-06-05 17:18:43 | 104.02 | 98% |