And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 3119 | 2015-01-05 04:50:04 | 101.57 | 92% |
| 2527 | 2014-12-27 07:00:48 | 105.05 | 97% |
| 2413 | 2014-12-26 23:41:31 | 105.14 | 98% |
| 2253 | 2012-04-12 03:42:21 | 97.77 | 96% |
| 2123 | 2010-10-10 19:47:20 | 86.01 | |
| 1610 | 2010-07-30 20:03:05 | 88.57 | |
| 725 | 2010-05-08 05:27:52 | 83.11 | |
| 538 | 2010-04-30 05:28:54 | 77.11 | |
| 36 | 2010-03-30 03:36:59 | 86.26 |