And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 5049 | 2012-01-03 00:26:12 | 101.60 | 96% |
| 4199 | 2011-03-11 03:11:44 | 92.62 | |
| 3784 | 2011-02-21 20:45:39 | 85.79 | |
| 3240 | 2011-02-13 04:01:57 | 86.70 | |
| 2570 | 2011-01-27 15:51:19 | 87.05 | |
| 2042 | 2011-01-06 01:25:44 | 68.18 | |
| 1829 | 2011-01-04 05:46:57 | 82.10 | |
| 1073 | 2010-12-20 21:29:41 | 76.79 | |
| 788 | 2010-12-14 02:23:39 | 66.78 | |
| 411 | 2010-04-19 17:13:02 | 54.99 |