And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2874 | 2010-12-14 11:45:15 | 87.46 | |
| 2794 | 2010-12-11 08:32:16 | 55.34 | |
| 2612 | 2010-06-14 18:40:58 | 60.56 | |
| 2382 | 2009-10-26 19:37:32 | 57.18 | |
| 2231 | 2009-10-22 21:21:36 | 65.86 | |
| 2148 | 2009-10-21 09:40:09 | 74.67 | |
| 1807 | 2009-09-15 17:14:37 | 68.73 | |
| 1763 | 2009-09-11 10:48:53 | 52.35 | |
| 1738 | 2009-09-10 18:29:47 | 51.80 | |
| 1253 | 2009-08-31 20:50:42 | 54.65 | |
| 1046 | 2009-08-27 02:59:49 | 56.87 | |
| 768 | 2009-08-23 15:52:33 | 63.18 | |
| 417 | 2009-08-09 09:14:05 | 61.39 | |
| 300 | 2009-05-14 16:58:31 | 64.90 |