And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 6586 | 2016-05-22 09:17:59 | 81.44 | 95% |
| 6519 | 2016-05-15 09:55:03 | 78.43 | 94% |
| 6071 | 2016-04-14 03:36:35 | 86.06 | 97% |
| 5882 | 2016-03-25 03:42:37 | 81.08 | 96% |
| 5415 | 2016-01-30 08:36:07 | 82.68 | 96% |
| 5345 | 2016-01-24 04:45:49 | 83.85 | 97% |
| 5334 | 2016-01-23 10:24:11 | 76.69 | 94% |
| 5195 | 2016-01-10 05:58:16 | 67.61 | 90% |
| 4236 | 2015-09-05 08:59:59 | 79.14 | 97% |
| 2522 | 2015-05-19 05:26:23 | 78.54 | 99% |
| 2436 | 2015-05-14 06:28:19 | 68.53 | 96% |
| 2292 | 2015-05-06 04:38:13 | 74.62 | 96% |
| 789 | 2015-02-07 06:49:11 | 69.53 | 96% |
| 485 | 2015-01-18 04:02:19 | 62.52 | 93% |
| 31 | 2014-12-26 04:10:37 | 68.31 | 99% |
| 5 | 2014-12-26 02:52:25 | 62.82 | 96% |