And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 7138 | 2013-08-17 20:55:34 | 78.23 | 90% |
| 5758 | 2012-03-04 22:41:41 | 104.44 | 96% |
| 5717 | 2012-03-04 06:26:10 | 88.86 | 92% |
| 4994 | 2011-11-21 21:57:44 | 87.86 | 91% |
| 4981 | 2011-11-21 00:53:41 | 92.43 | 94% |
| 4941 | 2011-11-20 01:00:31 | 90.89 | 94% |
| 4927 | 2011-11-19 04:53:32 | 83.45 | 94% |
| 4865 | 2011-11-14 03:13:45 | 96.99 | 94% |
| 4604 | 2011-11-03 21:16:46 | 92.53 | 93% |
| 4415 | 2011-10-14 01:07:21 | 87.96 | 93% |
| 3855 | 2011-09-27 03:31:22 | 99.30 | 96% |
| 3136 | 2011-09-12 23:42:55 | 87.69 | 91% |
| 2764 | 2011-09-06 03:43:16 | 86.21 | 93% |
| 2656 | 2011-09-05 19:41:37 | 97.35 | 98% |
| 1600 | 2011-08-18 22:21:24 | 87.59 | 92% |
| 792 | 2011-07-22 06:52:07 | 86.61 | 92% |
| 551 | 2011-07-08 04:30:33 | 95.82 | 97% |
| 139 | 2011-06-20 08:22:00 | 84.64 | 97% |