And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1850 | 2014-02-26 13:17:59 | 71.75 | 94% |
| 1503 | 2013-08-21 06:14:29 | 59.22 | 90% |
| 1182 | 2013-07-23 12:54:16 | 60.14 | 94% |
| 1111 | 2013-07-18 11:15:22 | 58.13 | 96% |
| 833 | 2013-06-26 07:55:33 | 48.69 | 94% |