And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 8760 | 2010-03-23 19:42:48 | 101.90 | |
| 8558 | 2010-03-07 20:22:42 | 90.32 | |
| 8288 | 2010-02-23 02:43:02 | 95.31 | |
| 8176 | 2010-02-15 20:51:43 | 105.61 | |
| 7915 | 2010-02-02 04:51:52 | 86.19 | |
| 7726 | 2010-01-25 22:19:09 | 82.97 | |
| 7107 | 2010-01-15 14:54:38 | 96.20 | |
| 6970 | 2010-01-13 01:23:58 | 112.11 | |
| 6309 | 2009-12-21 17:07:32 | 89.49 | |
| 6303 | 2009-12-21 15:36:58 | 81.12 | |
| 6260 | 2009-12-21 14:40:57 | 88.48 | |
| 6184 | 2009-12-17 13:33:29 | 94.98 | |
| 6029 | 2009-12-11 18:20:10 | 98.37 | |
| 5774 | 2009-11-15 22:03:39 | 95.74 | |
| 4767 | 2009-07-28 16:57:08 | 107.81 | |
| 4450 | 2009-07-21 18:17:42 | 93.34 | |
| 4427 | 2009-07-20 20:03:23 | 89.74 | |
| 4380 | 2009-07-20 01:00:28 | 102.29 | |
| 4290 | 2009-07-18 19:37:23 | 92.89 | |
| 4099 | 2009-07-16 23:35:08 | 100.38 | |
| 3886 | 2009-07-13 15:14:02 | 95.72 | |
| 3469 | 2009-07-05 15:47:41 | 85.98 | |
| 3434 | 2009-07-04 01:27:02 | 91.30 | |
| 3420 | 2009-07-04 00:43:47 | 97.35 | |
| 3377 | 2009-07-03 13:45:43 | 83.95 | |
| 3259 | 2009-06-30 16:11:34 | 82.66 | |
| 3047 | 2009-06-26 14:03:09 | 86.06 | |
| 2396 | 2009-06-16 17:24:51 | 92.57 | |
| 2365 | 2009-06-16 15:42:06 | 89.81 | |
| 2169 | 2009-06-15 02:20:28 | 95.15 | |
| 2070 | 2009-06-14 01:00:55 | 93.79 | |
| 1376 | 2009-06-02 18:08:44 | 91.76 | |
| 1372 | 2009-06-02 18:04:14 | 87.76 | |
| 1229 | 2009-06-01 20:57:45 | 79.23 | |
| 1079 | 2009-05-28 14:21:33 | 83.71 | |
| 685 | 2009-05-13 13:37:53 | 91.75 | |
| 659 | 2009-05-12 15:46:31 | 78.84 |