And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1798 | 2013-04-16 00:43:47 | 138.73 | 96% |
| 1769 | 2012-09-24 14:44:28 | 128.00 | 96% |
| 1483 | 2012-05-04 18:49:04 | 144.06 | 99% |
| 953 | 2009-05-20 21:30:31 | 135.40 | |
| 947 | 2009-05-20 21:26:09 | 121.43 | |
| 826 | 2009-05-10 22:54:36 | 97.36 | |
| 394 | 2009-01-01 17:43:03 | 98.41 | |
| 104 | 2008-12-31 02:32:03 | 115.38 |