And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2785 | 2016-08-27 18:40:56 | 81.20 | 94% |
| 2747 | 2016-08-09 01:54:52 | 68.13 | 96% |
| 2663 | 2016-06-26 15:51:31 | 73.80 | 92% |
| 1714 | 2013-06-03 03:15:03 | 68.90 | 92% |
| 1681 | 2013-05-24 03:01:02 | 77.20 | 94% |
| 1006 | 2011-10-02 22:33:41 | 62.61 | 93% |
| 967 | 2011-09-08 20:43:25 | 62.05 | 89% |
| 923 | 2011-08-24 22:21:06 | 72.25 | 93% |