And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 9932 | 2011-10-20 08:41:07 | 73.46 | 94% |
| 8889 | 2011-07-17 12:01:56 | 76.29 | 97% |
| 8648 | 2011-06-29 13:13:24 | 66.52 | 93% |
| 8174 | 2011-06-16 13:20:21 | 67.04 | 94% |
| 7230 | 2011-04-24 08:24:06 | 61.29 | |
| 7071 | 2011-04-10 11:08:09 | 55.79 | |
| 6906 | 2011-04-03 08:35:53 | 61.01 | |
| 6880 | 2011-04-01 12:12:59 | 62.99 | |
| 6806 | 2011-03-23 10:52:15 | 60.88 | |
| 5943 | 2011-01-26 10:54:03 | 64.86 | |
| 5797 | 2011-01-08 05:23:13 | 70.20 | |
| 5672 | 2011-01-05 12:16:32 | 61.27 | |
| 5661 | 2011-01-05 12:01:12 | 65.48 | |
| 4970 | 2010-11-17 14:23:00 | 63.97 | |
| 3501 | 2010-09-23 10:59:54 | 60.88 | |
| 3272 | 2010-09-19 08:49:09 | 62.22 | |
| 3166 | 2010-09-17 11:04:05 | 63.21 | |
| 3086 | 2010-09-13 13:27:17 | 53.02 | |
| 3057 | 2010-09-12 13:20:28 | 55.03 | |
| 2433 | 2010-08-29 08:18:22 | 62.19 | |
| 2211 | 2010-08-27 09:35:56 | 57.81 | |
| 1679 | 2010-08-14 13:01:36 | 52.61 | |
| 1433 | 2010-07-25 08:35:02 | 54.35 | |
| 1079 | 2010-07-13 11:33:31 | 45.77 |