And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2425 | 2013-04-18 02:40:54 | 80.79 | 95% |
| 2296 | 2013-04-16 04:38:10 | 90.52 | 98% |
| 2054 | 2013-02-18 04:55:34 | 87.73 | 98% |
| 1864 | 2012-12-27 22:12:42 | 79.85 | 95% |
| 859 | 2012-10-15 20:15:03 | 71.91 | 97% |
| 742 | 2012-10-14 03:00:31 | 57.37 | 91% |
| 347 | 2012-09-02 11:45:24 | 55.79 | 94% |