And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2661 | 2010-10-10 10:55:25 | 70.75 | |
| 2400 | 2010-08-27 09:35:47 | 65.69 | |
| 2249 | 2010-07-30 07:21:15 | 64.87 | |
| 1912 | 2010-05-31 12:06:19 | 59.68 | |
| 1851 | 2010-05-21 11:52:43 | 63.97 | |
| 1755 | 2010-05-08 10:12:14 | 61.78 | |
| 1728 | 2010-05-04 03:44:18 | 53.39 | |
| 1646 | 2010-04-20 09:13:48 | 58.57 | |
| 1514 | 2010-03-23 11:41:10 | 50.23 | |
| 1426 | 2010-03-05 11:14:26 | 63.28 | |
| 1375 | 2010-02-22 02:25:01 | 57.81 | |
| 1198 | 2010-01-22 02:16:35 | 62.18 | |
| 1130 | 2010-01-17 09:52:47 | 54.27 | |
| 1121 | 2010-01-15 11:22:29 | 57.55 | |
| 1023 | 2010-01-12 01:42:37 | 54.01 | |
| 867 | 2009-12-29 11:36:19 | 48.91 |