And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 17582 | 2019-07-15 22:30:37 | 110.40 | 99% |
| 17386 | 2019-06-11 22:14:53 | 105.85 | 99% |
| 16811 | 2019-03-27 23:56:59 | 109.55 | 98% |
| 12895 | 2018-01-24 23:12:51 | 112.18 | 99% |
| 8990 | 2017-05-13 18:13:34 | 104.17 | 97% |
| 8527 | 2017-04-25 20:54:18 | 105.10 | 96% |
| 7364 | 2017-03-08 00:26:16 | 112.16 | 99% |
| 7330 | 2017-03-07 20:54:25 | 106.68 | 98% |
| 6915 | 2017-01-24 23:06:40 | 99.19 | 97% |
| 6795 | 2017-01-20 19:48:20 | 103.91 | 99% |
| 5395 | 2016-11-28 05:49:21 | 104.28 | 98% |
| 3806 | 2016-11-06 07:26:40 | 107.16 | 98% |
| 3700 | 2016-11-05 00:52:14 | 103.78 | 95% |
| 3019 | 2016-10-31 19:59:59 | 97.64 | 95% |
| 1553 | 2016-09-12 07:52:12 | 106.88 | 99% |
| 957 | 2016-08-09 03:02:39 | 105.48 | 97% |
| 424 | 2016-07-30 22:24:18 | 112.03 | 99% |
| 148 | 2016-07-25 23:12:53 | 99.26 | 97% |