And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 36736 | 2023-01-07 00:24:37 | 61.38 | 97% |
| 33139 | 2022-07-19 21:22:41 | 67.12 | 96% |
| 32311 | 2022-06-15 06:06:57 | 68.17 | 97% |
| 28430 | 2021-06-20 22:40:20 | 70.33 | 98% |
| 17242 | 2017-08-02 20:15:43 | 66.13 | 96% |
| 11918 | 2017-01-02 19:38:04 | 67.39 | 97% |
| 11907 | 2016-12-31 23:14:52 | 64.81 | 97% |
| 11286 | 2016-11-25 22:18:26 | 69.33 | 95% |
| 10772 | 2016-10-23 10:11:45 | 63.95 | 94% |
| 10668 | 2016-10-22 12:43:03 | 72.99 | 98% |
| 10480 | 2016-10-19 17:28:11 | 59.29 | 93% |
| 9702 | 2016-09-15 18:39:23 | 69.06 | 98% |
| 9493 | 2016-09-06 22:39:34 | 67.10 | 97% |
| 8016 | 2016-07-02 10:24:28 | 65.64 | 96% |
| 7907 | 2016-07-01 13:38:20 | 64.88 | 96% |
| 6519 | 2016-03-27 19:52:13 | 59.48 | 93% |
| 6460 | 2016-03-26 21:30:00 | 66.27 | 95% |
| 5646 | 2016-03-11 19:47:16 | 61.45 | 96% |
| 4905 | 2016-02-21 21:18:42 | 63.57 | 94% |
| 4223 | 2016-02-07 21:30:55 | 60.94 | 97% |
| 3516 | 2016-01-21 22:31:56 | 55.39 | 90% |
| 3033 | 2016-01-08 22:04:37 | 61.65 | 95% |
| 2977 | 2016-01-07 23:28:24 | 59.59 | 94% |
| 2399 | 2015-12-29 17:35:56 | 63.48 | 96% |
| 2198 | 2015-12-28 14:32:41 | 58.64 | 93% |
| 2164 | 2015-12-28 02:06:53 | 54.02 | 94% |
| 1908 | 2015-12-23 18:24:51 | 58.45 | 95% |
| 1699 | 2015-12-19 21:37:20 | 60.51 | 97% |
| 1531 | 2015-12-18 19:05:14 | 54.26 | 94% |
| 1312 | 2015-12-17 16:47:15 | 55.44 | 96% |