And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 8408 | 2015-02-16 12:27:23 | 74.42 | 89% |
| 7124 | 2014-11-07 10:56:28 | 76.79 | 94% |
| 5952 | 2013-09-13 12:33:01 | 65.93 | 88% |
| 5531 | 2013-08-05 12:23:38 | 84.89 | 95% |
| 5391 | 2013-07-31 12:34:33 | 77.97 | 92% |
| 4683 | 2013-03-23 14:16:59 | 71.36 | 93% |
| 4181 | 2013-02-02 13:40:04 | 71.53 | 91% |
| 4160 | 2013-01-22 12:43:42 | 71.29 | 95% |
| 3968 | 2012-08-20 07:11:20 | 74.42 | 93% |
| 3572 | 2011-11-04 09:38:34 | 69.43 | 91% |
| 3517 | 2011-10-29 08:45:58 | 73.07 | 94% |
| 2731 | 2011-07-05 11:54:41 | 67.29 | 93% |
| 2670 | 2011-07-04 11:19:48 | 76.30 | 97% |
| 2642 | 2011-07-04 08:46:53 | 64.98 | 90% |
| 2383 | 2011-06-25 09:20:18 | 64.99 | 89% |
| 1817 | 2011-06-22 10:43:12 | 60.23 | 92% |
| 1309 | 2011-06-19 17:11:10 | 61.99 | 92% |
| 1244 | 2011-06-19 07:29:03 | 68.86 | 94% |
| 1031 | 2011-06-17 11:14:39 | 64.66 | 92% |
| 512 | 2011-06-10 10:44:17 | 57.11 | 93% |
| 421 | 2011-06-08 10:44:59 | 51.41 | 92% |