And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 4900 | 2018-04-14 13:16:16 | 92.13 | 98% |
| 4408 | 2017-08-29 13:36:30 | 82.32 | 97% |
| 3306 | 2017-06-07 11:58:57 | 94.11 | 98% |
| 2882 | 2017-04-28 20:58:21 | 79.33 | 94% |
| 2689 | 2017-04-06 20:50:52 | 80.20 | 95% |
| 1287 | 2015-08-28 16:19:37 | 65.60 | 92% |
| 1093 | 2015-03-29 07:26:21 | 75.00 | 95% |
| 840 | 2014-12-19 20:23:03 | 65.10 | 93% |
| 670 | 2014-11-15 12:37:03 | 56.08 | 92% |