And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2911 | 2012-04-26 12:52:01 | 63.01 | 91% |
| 2275 | 2011-12-31 03:07:49 | 69.94 | 94% |
| 2012 | 2011-06-27 17:01:44 | 70.66 | 94% |
| 1800 | 2011-06-20 14:52:51 | 65.74 | 92% |
| 242 | 2010-03-19 09:52:01 | 32.82 |