And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2042 | 2014-01-11 05:23:59 | 71.88 | 92% |
| 1931 | 2014-01-08 02:58:14 | 80.34 | 91% |
| 1881 | 2014-01-06 16:06:04 | 80.88 | 95% |
| 1519 | 2013-12-24 20:49:16 | 82.69 | 95% |
| 602 | 2013-11-23 01:31:16 | 82.08 | 94% |
| 334 | 2013-11-04 00:16:25 | 71.84 | 93% |