And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2247 | 2011-11-14 07:15:26 | 93.51 | 96% |
| 2182 | 2011-10-20 06:24:18 | 86.62 | 93% |
| 1117 | 2010-07-04 06:37:11 | 72.31 | |
| 1079 | 2010-02-02 08:19:07 | 75.29 | |
| 1025 | 2009-09-29 16:08:41 | 79.19 | |
| 997 | 2009-09-22 10:32:57 | 85.92 | |
| 913 | 2009-07-23 18:18:30 | 84.80 | |
| 624 | 2009-05-20 06:50:39 | 84.46 | |
| 210 | 2009-04-20 15:56:07 | 67.94 | |
| 18 | 2009-04-16 13:44:55 | 62.85 |