And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 3030 | 2019-03-08 16:09:07 | 74.59 | 98% |
| 2047 | 2013-12-23 05:25:31 | 61.93 | 95% |
| 1913 | 2013-12-04 03:32:44 | 57.72 | 94% |
| 1403 | 2012-06-19 03:34:43 | 56.14 | 92% |
| 1128 | 2012-04-28 16:24:45 | 57.04 | 91% |
| 820 | 2012-04-02 17:22:32 | 59.08 | 94% |
| 441 | 2012-02-29 14:00:12 | 55.69 | 94% |
| 282 | 2012-02-10 18:07:45 | 51.35 | 94% |