And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10427 | 2018-05-17 18:11:19 | 99.92 | 98% |
| 7657 | 2017-08-02 15:17:44 | 82.68 | 95% |
| 7609 | 2017-08-01 20:12:18 | 91.91 | 97% |
| 7502 | 2017-07-28 16:40:36 | 90.07 | 96% |
| 6385 | 2017-06-25 17:45:40 | 97.79 | 98% |
| 5640 | 2017-06-05 16:31:56 | 87.69 | 97% |
| 4793 | 2017-04-14 18:20:11 | 78.61 | 90% |
| 3971 | 2015-03-29 10:22:53 | 101.76 | 96% |
| 3956 | 2015-03-27 08:10:51 | 83.95 | 92% |
| 3889 | 2015-03-19 17:57:51 | 87.04 | 92% |
| 3685 | 2015-01-11 16:29:09 | 70.45 | 86% |
| 3658 | 2015-01-09 21:30:05 | 74.82 | 88% |
| 3564 | 2015-01-01 23:26:19 | 75.95 | 91% |
| 3417 | 2014-12-24 21:17:50 | 69.56 | 91% |
| 3225 | 2014-12-03 06:36:30 | 69.45 | 88% |
| 2799 | 2014-10-27 19:07:34 | 78.72 | 94% |
| 1165 | 2014-02-17 21:03:09 | 63.48 | 85% |
| 672 | 2014-01-27 18:50:25 | 67.32 | 88% |
| 669 | 2014-01-27 18:46:56 | 70.51 | 89% |