And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1868 | 2017-12-13 13:56:48 | 102.13 | 99% |
| 1457 | 2015-09-30 22:17:51 | 94.24 | 96% |
| 1054 | 2015-03-07 02:18:38 | 110.01 | 99% |
| 1016 | 2015-02-23 01:09:30 | 102.80 | 98% |
| 934 | 2015-02-02 22:17:46 | 104.32 | 97% |
| 584 | 2014-11-19 22:27:57 | 103.35 | 97% |
| 371 | 2014-10-16 22:16:51 | 87.66 | 94% |