And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 3088 | 2012-04-22 06:57:15 | 67.00 | 94% |
| 2346 | 2012-04-15 13:53:03 | 57.59 | 92% |
| 2189 | 2012-04-14 06:13:27 | 55.73 | 89% |
| 1855 | 2012-04-10 13:46:56 | 58.44 | 94% |
| 1741 | 2012-04-09 02:42:59 | 55.00 | 95% |
| 1362 | 2012-04-02 09:44:40 | 53.44 | 94% |
| 975 | 2012-03-30 06:22:32 | 46.28 | 94% |
| 866 | 2012-03-29 15:32:38 | 32.55 | 88% |
| 527 | 2012-03-27 10:07:18 | 43.61 | 92% |
| 441 | 2012-03-26 12:35:08 | 46.42 | 95% |