And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 6832 | 2011-12-24 13:22:03 | 109.00 | 97% |
| 6193 | 2011-08-11 18:36:43 | 99.31 | 94% |
| 5831 | 2011-07-19 21:40:31 | 95.18 | 94% |
| 5436 | 2011-06-15 11:20:29 | 98.56 | 97% |
| 5303 | 2011-06-14 11:07:06 | 103.96 | 97% |
| 3996 | 2010-04-23 19:44:27 | 92.75 | |
| 3498 | 2010-02-02 19:02:26 | 87.28 | |
| 3431 | 2010-01-31 18:20:14 | 87.93 | |
| 2357 | 2010-01-05 00:00:44 | 96.87 | |
| 2130 | 2009-12-18 22:34:21 | 79.55 | |
| 2081 | 2009-12-18 19:11:55 | 82.92 | |
| 2066 | 2009-12-18 18:25:48 | 82.61 | |
| 1740 | 2009-12-16 16:49:52 | 80.19 | |
| 192 | 2009-07-20 12:30:46 | 70.68 | |
| 151 | 2009-07-19 14:54:56 | 67.66 |