And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2334 | 2014-05-04 10:13:44 | 78.25 | 96% |
| 1861 | 2014-02-02 10:01:26 | 78.41 | 97% |
| 1837 | 2014-02-02 09:28:50 | 74.97 | 96% |
| 1793 | 2014-02-01 16:17:41 | 67.00 | 95% |
| 1447 | 2014-01-12 07:50:45 | 75.71 | 97% |
| 890 | 2013-12-23 17:16:49 | 60.68 | 93% |
| 350 | 2013-12-01 09:30:47 | 63.54 | 95% |
| 318 | 2013-11-29 16:18:44 | 59.23 | 94% |