And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 29621 | 2018-01-08 13:24:21 | 133.85 | 100% |
| 28614 | 2017-12-07 21:18:44 | 149.02 | 99% |
| 24022 | 2017-07-20 16:10:54 | 132.65 | 99% |
| 21682 | 2017-05-30 17:03:52 | 131.28 | 98% |
| 20998 | 2017-05-18 12:41:31 | 125.77 | 97% |
| 19785 | 2017-05-03 15:34:52 | 122.37 | 96% |
| 17610 | 2017-03-15 12:30:43 | 129.50 | 97% |
| 16118 | 2017-01-20 20:42:28 | 132.26 | 98% |
| 15178 | 2016-12-29 17:30:31 | 129.11 | 98% |
| 15160 | 2016-12-29 15:21:08 | 135.06 | 98% |
| 14163 | 2016-12-14 19:14:03 | 133.55 | 99% |
| 11674 | 2016-10-31 16:47:29 | 136.95 | 99% |
| 11115 | 2016-10-25 17:40:15 | 128.93 | 96% |
| 9421 | 2016-10-03 15:44:09 | 133.44 | 96% |
| 9035 | 2016-09-29 17:39:34 | 135.59 | 99% |
| 6143 | 2016-09-02 12:36:35 | 127.25 | 98% |
| 5157 | 2016-08-24 16:52:42 | 130.02 | 98% |
| 4083 | 2016-08-16 20:48:53 | 127.98 | 97% |
| 3719 | 2016-08-10 16:24:32 | 127.10 | 95% |
| 3666 | 2016-08-10 14:18:07 | 130.83 | 98% |
| 3140 | 2016-07-14 12:25:44 | 138.03 | 96% |
| 3031 | 2016-07-13 16:29:16 | 141.62 | 100% |
| 2627 | 2016-07-05 12:26:38 | 130.78 | 98% |
| 2389 | 2016-06-21 12:59:38 | 136.27 | 99% |
| 2354 | 2016-06-15 19:39:45 | 142.55 | 100% |
| 1566 | 2016-02-18 21:18:14 | 117.69 | 96% |
| 1381 | 2016-02-04 20:51:53 | 124.30 | 98% |
| 884 | 2012-06-02 22:09:28 | 108.39 | 94% |