And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 4485 | 2014-09-28 00:11:19 | 92.40 | 95% |
| 4438 | 2014-09-15 22:42:19 | 99.08 | 98% |
| 4345 | 2014-08-30 22:13:15 | 108.17 | 99% |
| 4232 | 2014-08-16 02:14:41 | 99.40 | 98% |
| 3712 | 2014-02-20 05:18:33 | 87.42 | 94% |
| 3462 | 2013-11-14 06:06:31 | 97.77 | 97% |
| 3318 | 2013-10-10 02:21:33 | 83.51 | 94% |
| 3241 | 2013-09-30 01:49:14 | 84.84 | 95% |
| 2454 | 2013-06-18 00:20:49 | 82.24 | 95% |
| 2221 | 2013-05-16 22:21:02 | 80.04 | 95% |
| 2058 | 2013-04-23 23:46:37 | 86.14 | 96% |
| 1695 | 2013-03-12 00:39:13 | 86.84 | 98% |