And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 5083 | 2016-04-14 19:53:33 | 90.96 | 92% |
| 4540 | 2016-02-27 23:31:36 | 94.90 | 87% |
| 4293 | 2015-07-21 07:15:33 | 81.37 | 84% |
| 2959 | 2014-05-18 06:32:50 | 89.27 | 89% |
| 2208 | 2014-02-03 20:25:58 | 88.53 | 89% |
| 1402 | 2013-11-25 01:27:04 | 53.79 | 89% |
| 656 | 2013-09-07 04:17:10 | 82.99 | 93% |
| 644 | 2013-09-07 03:13:17 | 66.10 | 85% |
| 624 | 2013-09-06 01:23:21 | 85.41 | 94% |