And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1139 | 2009-04-25 04:52:53 | 117.04 | |
| 1019 | 2009-04-24 03:58:09 | 116.93 | |
| 988 | 2009-04-22 22:10:17 | 115.22 | |
| 916 | 2009-04-22 04:26:04 | 116.62 | |
| 724 | 2009-04-16 06:37:23 | 102.63 | |
| 634 | 2009-04-11 08:13:09 | 114.31 | |
| 307 | 2009-04-05 04:38:32 | 101.05 | |
| 224 | 2009-04-04 17:13:06 | 105.73 | |
| 62 | 2009-04-03 23:49:30 | 115.81 |