And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 3517 | 2017-01-16 09:25:01 | 107.52 | 92% |
| 3019 | 2016-09-30 07:12:09 | 106.09 | 92% |
| 3011 | 2016-09-28 08:55:23 | 112.49 | 91% |
| 2408 | 2016-09-04 05:51:19 | 89.02 | 81% |
| 2164 | 2016-08-25 06:05:41 | 106.78 | 89% |
| 1937 | 2016-08-11 09:58:26 | 109.87 | 93% |
| 1851 | 2016-08-09 07:54:49 | 120.31 | 97% |
| 1779 | 2016-08-05 12:13:35 | 94.36 | 86% |
| 1085 | 2016-07-15 07:32:04 | 81.61 | 84% |
| 638 | 2016-07-01 07:36:01 | 103.38 | 97% |
| 460 | 2016-06-24 11:12:58 | 92.94 | 88% |
| 353 | 2016-06-08 09:08:46 | 102.62 | 94% |
| 173 | 2016-05-23 20:30:53 | 92.12 | 88% |