And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 4091 | 2012-05-23 03:00:48 | 100.22 | 98% |
| 4022 | 2012-05-19 03:36:41 | 100.16 | 98% |
| 3819 | 2012-04-19 02:53:31 | 106.33 | 98% |
| 3654 | 2012-04-15 18:45:56 | 94.99 | 98% |
| 3379 | 2012-03-22 22:02:01 | 96.26 | 96% |
| 3306 | 2012-03-20 04:00:46 | 105.44 | 99% |
| 2503 | 2011-04-15 20:34:34 | 89.33 | |
| 2493 | 2011-04-15 20:23:45 | 94.60 | |
| 2446 | 2011-04-15 18:51:35 | 86.10 | |
| 2401 | 2011-04-15 17:59:49 | 86.43 | |
| 2083 | 2011-04-12 03:45:26 | 80.20 | |
| 1865 | 2011-04-09 22:20:49 | 77.34 | |
| 1715 | 2011-04-08 23:51:06 | 81.85 | |
| 1645 | 2011-04-08 06:29:28 | 71.68 | |
| 1562 | 2011-04-03 02:50:35 | 81.35 | |
| 695 | 2010-01-06 00:25:30 | 71.92 | |
| 650 | 2009-12-30 23:32:51 | 79.62 | |
| 571 | 2009-12-30 21:50:38 | 71.34 | |
| 175 | 2009-12-22 19:11:33 | 78.42 |