And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2867 | 2016-05-18 16:25:16 | 120.02 | 98% |
| 2471 | 2015-10-03 19:21:18 | 126.50 | 99% |
| 2305 | 2015-08-27 04:50:38 | 116.46 | 98% |
| 2008 | 2015-08-10 21:32:23 | 115.25 | 97% |
| 1471 | 2015-07-29 03:13:43 | 126.09 | 99% |
| 826 | 2015-07-14 23:48:46 | 117.60 | 98% |
| 660 | 2015-07-13 06:14:14 | 109.38 | 95% |
| 375 | 2015-07-05 23:35:17 | 119.89 | 99% |