And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 5103 | 2013-06-08 10:12:12 | 68.41 | 95% |
| 4899 | 2013-05-18 14:23:32 | 66.29 | 94% |
| 4826 | 2013-05-15 14:53:32 | 64.31 | 94% |
| 4775 | 2013-05-12 06:40:32 | 69.29 | 96% |
| 4580 | 2013-05-01 06:06:21 | 61.46 | 92% |
| 3189 | 2012-12-29 13:13:00 | 58.59 | 93% |
| 2591 | 2012-12-09 16:50:39 | 60.98 | 94% |
| 1956 | 2012-11-18 19:51:05 | 50.20 | 94% |
| 1249 | 2012-10-26 18:32:27 | 43.78 | 94% |
| 1080 | 2012-10-23 12:45:51 | 38.78 | 92% |
| 510 | 2012-10-11 08:30:22 | 39.13 | 91% |